Crazy Train Eatery Menu
Crazy Train Eatery menu gallery
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Chili
Gluten free. Texas chili and fritos topped with sour cream, onion, jalapeño, and cheese.
Fries smothered in Texas chili and topped with sour cream, onion, jalapeño, and cheese.
Gluten free. Served with sour cream, onion, jalapeño, and cheese.
Quesadillas
Tortilla, cheese, fajita veg, and pulled pork.
Vegetarian. Tortilla, cheese and fajita veg
Tortilla, cheese, fajita veg, and smoked chicken.
Vegetarian. Tortilla and cheese.
BBQ
6 tender pork ribs drizzled with house made bbq sauce.
12 tender pork ribs drizzled with house made bbq sauce.
Sides
Gluten free, vegetarian. Cabbage, carrots, celery, red onion, and creamy slaw dressing.
Vegetarian. Freshly fried fries.
House made potato salad topped with pickled veggies
Gluten free. Pinto beans, bacon, onion, garlic, and sausage.
Handhelds
Grain shed bun, brisket, BBQ sauce, pickles, and onions.
Grain shed bun, smoked turkey breast, bacon, lettuce, tomato, herb mayo.
Grain shed bun, beef patty, lettuce, tomato, onion, Cheddar, and herb mayo.
Grain Shed bun, smoked chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, pickled onion, chili mayo
Grain shed bun, beef patty, cheese, herb mayo, and bacon, onion, mushroom hash. Add chili for an additional charge.
Grain shed bun, smoked pork, pickles, onions, and BBQ sauce and coleslaw
Beef patty, fry sauce, and pickles.
Beef patty, Swiss, house BBQ Sauce, crispy onion.
Beef patty, fry sauce, house pimento cheese, & shredded lettuce
Grain shed bun, brisket, pulled pork, pickled jalapeño mayo, BBQ sauce, slaw.
Beef patty, Chipotle Mayo, Swiss, Avocado, fajita veg.
Appetizers
Gluten free. Loaded with cowboy beans, house salsa, sour cream, cheese, shredded lettuce, jalapeno and onion
Gluten free, vegetarian. House-fried tortilla chips with house-made salsa.
Gluten free. Dry rubbed wings served with ranch and house pickle slices.
Salads
Gluten free, vegetarian. Romaine, Caesar dressing, queso fresco, lemon, corn tortilla strips. Add chicken for an additional charge. Consuming raw or undercooked meats, poultry, seafood, shellfish, or eggs may increase your risk of foodborne illness, especially if you have a medical condition.
Lettuce, queso fresco, tortilla strips, and chicken or portobello in a tortilla wrap.
Tacos
Smoked chicken, Fajita, Veg, Lettuce, Queso Fresco, pickled onion.
Sliced Brisket, lettuce, queso fresco, pickled onions on two flour tortillas. Side of smoked salsa
Fajita Veg, Lettuce, Queso Fresco
Pulled pork, slaw, pickled onions on 2 flour tortillas with a side of smoked salsa.
At Crazy Train Eatery, the menu presents a bold, comfort-driven lineup that leans heavily into smoky barbecue, Tex-Mex flavors, and hearty American classics, creating a satisfying mix for casual diners looking for big, familiar tastes. The chili section stands out with rich, warming options like Frito Pie, Chili Cheese Fries, and Texas Chili, all emphasizing indulgent, slow-cooked comfort. Quesadillas are a flexible highlight, ranging from Pulled Pork Quesadilla and Chicken Quesadilla to lighter picks like Veggie Quesadilla and the simple Plain Quesadilla, offering something for both meat lovers and vegetarians. The BBQ offerings bring serious weight to the menu, featuring Half Rack Of St. Louis Style Ribs and Full Rack Of St. Louis Ribs, showcasing a traditional smoked approach.
Handhelds keep things equally satisfying, with standout options such as the smoky Smoked Brisket Sammy, the classic Turkey BLT, the bold All-American Burger, and specialty-style builds like Pollo Locos and the Hillyard Burger, each designed for a filling, grab-and-go experience. Appetizers like Nachos, Chips With Salsa, and Smoked Chicken Wings set the tone for shared, casual dining. The sides selection complements the heavier dishes with staples such as Slaw, Fries, Potato Salad, and Cowboy Beans, balancing richness with simple comfort textures.
Salads and wraps, including Caesar Salad and Caesar's Wrap, offer a lighter counterpoint without straying too far from the restaurant’s hearty identity. Meanwhile, the taco selection-featuring Chicken Tacos, Brisket Tacos, Vegetarian Tacos, and Pulled Pork Tacos-adds a versatile, flavor-packed street-food element that ties the menu together. Overall, the menu at Crazy Train Eatery feels cohesive and indulgent, built around smoky meats, bold sauces, and classic American comfort food with a Southwestern twist.